SHNEET

A portmanteau of the words Shut-in and NEET. A person who does not leave their house and is neither attending an educational course nor employed.

Wow, Tim is such a SHNEET, how embarrassing is that?

by KittyCatCrunchie January 26, 2022

shneet

The act of shitting and sneezing at the same time.

Jason Liu shneeted in my face and on my lap at the same time, FML!

by gunnhigh123 August 17, 2009

shneet

The act of pooping your pants and sneezing or picking your nose at the same time.

Cooper was walking down the hallway and shneeted. He then ran to the bathroom with poop in his pants and snot on his shirt.

by Clawson33 November 25, 2010

Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

shneebly noise

A moan.

"Yo I just made a Shneebly noise"

"Yo that Shneebly noise you just made made me wet"

by Bedudd January 1, 2016