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Shneefter 

A word that can simply mean anything and everything you need it to mean at the time.

Word originated from T in the Park 2009 by gunner and his weegie pals but was discovered at T in the park 2010 by a group of neeburs drappin peels here there and everywhere. One Love.
Mertin: 'I've dropped the ganja all over my shneefter'
Gurth: ' Bad times Mertin, bad times'

Marc: 'By the way, was looking at my schneefter last night. Got warts all over it. Its no cool'
Shneefter by Cpt Gurth July 15, 2010
Words you can keep
A guy who smells girls bike seats.
The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.
sneefer by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016
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sheeters 

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."
sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008

shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'
.

We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

three sheeter 

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.
Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.
three sheeter by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

Shleeter 

Another way to say the word shit! It can be used in many ways.
If I catch another motherfucker talking shleeter about Chief Keef, I'm beating they ass I'm not fucking playing no mo!
Ctibor is such a sheeter
sheeter by Leti581 June 30, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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