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I sat down and sent a shnext, and felt a profound sense of being efficient. Just as my body had been cleansed form the toxins of last night's bourbon and aged cheese, the world of information was only briefly subject to my writing.
shnext by KRmd January 17, 2017
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Shneat • shmeat • Sheating • sheath • shweat • sheat • sheathing • sneat • sheather • shmeaty
A shpeath is someone who is the opposite of what most people consider a friend. Just a general trashy human being to put it short. Character traits include, really sensitive to jokes or anything, saying sexual comments about siblings, no feelings, constantly lying, and being a bit of a sociopath.
"Shpeath is a dick head", Said Jim.
"Yeah, I totally agree.", replied Bob.
shpeath by cornpop241 February 27, 2019

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels
The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.
sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

penal sheath 

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.
Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.
penal sheath by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Shmeatstick 

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.
Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick
Shmeatstick by Therealdman January 28, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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