Shmeatstick 

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

Shmeatstick by Therealdman January 28, 2021

sweatsticker 

When two are engaged in sex in the missionary position and the two sweaty stomaches act as glue and stick the two together.

Ahhh yeaa baby, another one of those sweatstickers.

sweatsticker by Fire Productionz June 11, 2006

Shmeatticus 

The combination of (shmeat) and (Fatticus) Fatticus deriving from Atticus Finch in how to kill a mockingbird. Shmeat deriving from Ezekiel Elliot’s nickname.

Man stop being such a shmeatticus!
Fuck that’s hurts my Shmeat!

Fatticus Finch

Shmeatticus by Bailz03 October 1, 2019

schmeatstick 

Fat cock

Max does not have a fat schmeatstick

schmeatstick by Shmeato September 15, 2020

shatstick 

basically a replacement for shit, fuck, etc.

shatstick, i left my phone at home again!!!!!!!

shatstick by korlakorla September 25, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020