Shmound

To Fuck, To have intercourse, to have sex.

(shm-ow-nd)

A verb meaning "to have sex with", that has become popular at North Carolina State University.

Did you shmound that chick last night?

or

We shmounded all night long.

by Brandon31355 August 27, 2010

shmundo

when you bullshit your way to get a 100.

Dude I just shmundoed that test and didn't even study

by Semi vegitarian October 3, 2016

shmonday

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

by achflemmed April 16, 2009

smounds

When speaking about food/ drink, it's a way to describe something that sounds/ smells good.

Me: What sounds good for dinner?
Daughter: Hmmm.. a barbecue chicken pizza smounds really good to me.

by topseyturvey January 7, 2006

Shoundl't

Shouldn't but poorly written

I ate a baby covered in salt and wax
You shoundl't have done that

by Flash_Drive July 6, 2021

Shmundie

Yiddish term of endearment for "vulva" or "vagina" (colloquial).

I'm going to get waxed at Shmundie Central.

by lilpeacock2124 May 29, 2023

Shround

The labia. Comes from shroud and mound. The clitoris and the vagina are shrouded by the labia which rests upon the mons pubis, or the pubic mound of a woman.

The specter of the shround constantly haunts the mind of every heterosexual male (and presumably every lesbian). It is the temple of Yin.

by itzallbollockz March 15, 2010