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shmonday 

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday
Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
shmonday by achflemmed April 16, 2009
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Shmonday 

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.
Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"
Shmonday by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008

Shmonday 

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.

Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.
Shmonday by Harry Bozak April 27, 2007
The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.
"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"
Smonday by -Chloe- October 28, 2019
The later part of Sunday when one is busy working to be ready for Monday. Smonday is a very taxing period of time, usually involves no sleep the night between Sunday and Monday. Involves large amounts of caffeine intake. More relevant to business executives and students.
Example 1:
"I can deal with Monday but it's Smonday that kills me."

Example 2:
Boss: "Venkateswaran, lets have the reports ready on my desk by Monday morning. And enjoy your weekend buddy!"
Venkateswaran (to himself): "Enjoy my weekend my &*%! No sleep two Smondays in a row, damn it"
Smonday by linguistiky October 7, 2007
When Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday starts to kick in.
Person 1: uh oh, it's starting to become a smonday
Person 2: smonday? OH NO
Smonday by TheLolicon27 June 3, 2019
Coming to the realization in the later half of a Sunday that you wasted another weekend and getting depressed.
Ugh just another smonday amirite?
Smonday by SloppyJoseph01 May 11, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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