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by Fighterlozzy January 2, 2018
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ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China.
You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.
ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.
You: Am I being Detained?
ATF: .....
You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.
ATF: .......
(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)
ATF: He's got a gun!
(Pew Pew Pew)
You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...
ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.
You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.
ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.
You: Am I being Detained?
ATF: .....
You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.
ATF: .......
(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)
ATF: He's got a gun!
(Pew Pew Pew)
You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...
ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.
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by yayyyyy me! March 24, 2021
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by You can't Handel the truth February 1, 2021
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