Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...
ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China.

You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.

ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.

You: Am I being Detained?

ATF: .....

You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.

ATF: .......

(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)

ATF: He's got a gun!

(Pew Pew Pew)


ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.
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by SrcMaker January 04, 2021
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When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up
"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"
by You can't Handel the truth February 01, 2021
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Someone tried to say "Dog shit" but their finger slipped and said dog shot like an idiot.
Carlos: Someone was chasing me and I tripped and busted my ass
John: Dog shot. I dont fucking believe you. How is that physically possible?
by TNSF99U October 06, 2020
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During a game of downball/four-square or some variation in which a 'mate' knowingly hits it in a place you cannot return it from so as to move up a square and get you out
That was such a dog shotmate
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by Davidattibro August 22, 2017
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Kyle: *slaps CJ across the back of the head*
Kyle: I like ya cut g
Ryan: lol man you just got dog shot
by YourLocalBob January 30, 2021
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