Skip to main content
A face known to look somewhat like this, :7.
"Erica had a shmirky like face like this, ":>""
shmirky by Grahambentz December 25, 2007
Words you can keep
A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.
"I cant believe how much of a shmirk our neighbors son is"
shmirk by [Noah M] December 29, 2011
A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic
"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "
Shminky by Fading Boner July 11, 2019
A mischievous grin that often times includes squinting of the eyes. A Shmirk is a better way of saying Smirk because Shhh-mirk obviously sounds better.
Wow! Lee just shmiled at me. Nah, man. That was definitely a shmirk.
Shmirk by Shmirky October 1, 2019

shminky dinky 

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick
dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!
shminky dinky by miney bands October 18, 2022
Under the weather with a head cold, runny nose and general feeling of Eck...
Im not still full blown sick but feeling a bit shnirky.
shnirky by shmooptroop October 22, 2010
A nickname for the alco-pop Smirnoff Ice.
"I'll have a packet of crisps and a Shminky please mate."
Shminky by Bananashark March 20, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next