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if someone is very shy and horny at the same time
'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'
shorny by Bacuda November 17, 2011
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shmorny • shorny • smorny • Shmorning • shlorny • shmoony • Shmorky • shmorn • shmorty • Shworny
Smorny means someone who is horny and smart. Usually someone who's a nerd and horny are considered as a smorny.

Smorny's are usually female but their are some male smorny's
This word was made by a Fagjana, but is now owned by a Vinthu as of 2010
Smorny is the opposite of Dorny ( dumb and horny)
Sanjana: blah blah blah blah
Joshua : ( copying her hmwk and not even listening to her)
Sanjana: so yeah i lovee butts and like hairy asses
Joshua ( in his thoughts): damn this girls horny but wow she's smart :O
Sanjana: blah blah blah
Joshua ( back to reality): so yeah sanjana wow your smart :o
Sanjana: i know i am hmph
Joshua: your horny also
Sanjana: no im not :O
Joshua: your a smorny!
Sanjana: a what?
Joshua: smorny; smart and horny
Sanjana: am not!
Joshua: yes you are -_-
Sanjana: am NOT ! :@
Joshua: yes you are ! and brush your teeth :) k bye smorny
Smorny by vinthulan35353535353 June 24, 2011
An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.
Good shmorning Abby today sure is great
Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020
sleepy and horny at the same time
Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.
shlorny by brohanblowj February 18, 2009
to be both smitten and horny with someone.....is to be SMORNY!!!!....
Baby, you make me SO smorny....

you are my sweet smornasourous!!!
you are smornalicous!!!
you take me to smorntopia!!!
and when i sneak over late at night I'm a smorninja!!!
wow, this place is so smornafied
Smorny by panda7 April 8, 2010
An alternative for morning when talking to a person you like or that makes you happy
Good shmorning, today sure is great.
Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020
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