Shmork 

shmork is not a word

shmork, that's not a word

Shmork by notaword August 7, 2011

shmork 

a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.

Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.

shmork by Gennifer Nolak February 25, 2008

Shmork 

Someone terrible at everything, has no life, smells like trash, and skin has a strangely slimey and greenish hue.

That was shmork. That wasn’t me, that was shmork.

Shmork by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025

shmork the shmoon 

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

shmork the shmoon by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023

Shmork The Shmoon 

When you yield to a bus

I don't shmork the shmoon

Shmork The Shmoon by anonymous December 6, 2023

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

Shtork by Phuqit November 11, 2006

shmark 

short cut through shark invested areas

shmark taking a short cut that could be dangerous

shmark by mixtrix October 31, 2013