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Shmorgu
An evil gnome-like creature known to come to people in dreams to terrorize them and cause global panic.
Shmorgu by MeezerOfficial June 3, 2023
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shmorgus • shmorgishboard • shmorgishborg • shmargum • shmonguin • Shmonguloid • shmonguss • shmoogum • shmorbulack • shmorg
shmargum
(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.
v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.
adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.
adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009
Fatty Shmorg
When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.
Fatty Shmorg by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020
Fatty Shmorg
When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.
Fatty Shmorg by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020
fatty shmorg
when you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth and smooch with the boys to spread the stench.
fatty shmorg by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020
shmorgishborg
shmorgishborg by Tomazo March 6, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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