Shmorgu 

A creature of old colonial American legend said to resemble that of a gnome-like being. These beings were allegedly of malicious intent and would torture humans.

You can't seriously think that a Shmorgu could be real!?

Shmorgu by SunokrA May 25, 2023

Shmorgu 

An evil gnome-like creature known to come to people in dreams to terrorize them and cause global panic.

BRO I JUST SAW THE SHMORGU IN MY DREAM

Shmorgu by MeezerOfficial June 3, 2023

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

Fatty Shmorg 

When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.

Me and the babes ripped the fatty shmorg at a friends house

Fatty Shmorg by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020

Fatty Shmorg 

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.

I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.

Fatty Shmorg by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

fatty shmorg 

when you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth and smooch with the boys to spread the stench.

yo I just ripped the fatty Shmorg at my friends house

fatty shmorg by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

shmorgishborg 

The combination of left over dinners put into one dish, made when you have nothing else to eat.

"Mom whats for dinner tonight"

"oh we're just having shmorgishborg"

shmorgishborg by Tomazo March 6, 2010