shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.

A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.

shmorgishboard by Joey Frank July 22, 2006

shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.

Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!

shmorgishboard by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022

shmorgishborg 

The combination of left over dinners put into one dish, made when you have nothing else to eat.

"Mom whats for dinner tonight"

"oh we're just having shmorgishborg"

shmorgishborg by Tomazo March 6, 2010

cock smorgishboard 

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

cock smorgishboard by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

shmorgishborg 

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.

Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.

shmorgishborg by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

Testosterone Smorgishboard 

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

Testosterone Smorgishboard by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020