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shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.
Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!
shmorgishboard by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022

shmorgishborg 

The combination of left over dinners put into one dish, made when you have nothing else to eat.
"Mom whats for dinner tonight"

"oh we're just having shmorgishborg"
shmorgishborg by Tomazo March 6, 2010

cock smorgishboard 

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.
Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday
cock smorgishboard by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

shmorgishborg 

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.
Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.
shmorgishborg by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

Testosterone Smorgishboard 

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026