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shmorgishborg 

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.
Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.
shmorgishborg by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

schmorgisborg 

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.
-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"
schmorgisborg by Stroganoff August 6, 2008

schmorgisborg 

a jewish dinner consisting of many grimey jews around a table
schmorgisborg by ffej September 28, 2003

shmorgisborg 

A strange that is yet to be understood by the world.
"Ordy blord shmorgisborg."
-Swedish Chef
shmorgisborg by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.
A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.
shmorgishboard by Joey Frank July 22, 2006

shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.
Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!
shmorgishboard by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022