Shmoopty 

This is when a close friend ends up dating a girl that is known to be both scandalous and dirty.

"Are you calling your Shmoopty?" or "I heard Kevin got himself a Shmoopty"

Shmoopty by wilk_killah March 30, 2009

Shmoopy 

A sickening-sweet term of endearment, as used back & forth by Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend. Usage of this sugar-laiden nickname can bring ones friends near to the point of vomit.

"Hi, Shmoopy-Shmoopy-Shmoopy!!"

Shmoopy by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003

shmoofty 

mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak

As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.

As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.

shmoofty by steve Elektro June 25, 2009

shmoopy 

a term of endearment, someone you love very much

I love you good, shmoopy.

shmoopy by lenny peer May 2, 2005

shmoopy 

A pet-name given to another to express their admiration and affection towards that individual.

good morning shmoppy, you look so beautiful in the morning time.

shmoopy by scarlett January 5, 2004

shmoopyfumpernuperkin 

A Shmoopyfumpernuperkin is a Chihuahua that is dressed as a garden gnome that is in the act of getting fucking chucked in the air.

Look at that Shmoopyfumpernuperkin in the air ,he's free now...

shmoopyfumpernuperkin by The Catman Gaming December 18, 2015

shmoopey 

someone you love and care about deeply. a nickname you can call them bc you love them that much. probably an embarassing name to say in public but still cute

Person: "Come here shmoopey I love you"

Shmoopey: "BARK"

shmoopey by twerkingfordays June 11, 2016