A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

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Shloobster

A pet name for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear.

"Shloobster, are you making some tea?"

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Shloobster

A term used for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear

"Shloobster, make me some tea?"

Shloobster by Sponge teeth October 9, 2014

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Shmoobs

The word that captures the essence of the one that is named MaryKate Kelly. It is often repeated more than once in a lowly, deep manner in order to clarify its meaning. Shmoobs is the highest rank that a MaryKate can possibly reach and should be honored with the same respect that a priest or an ultimate fighter would receive.

"Did you see Shmoobs and Chadwick last night...they were goin at it like rabbits?"

"Shmoobs is a great mother."

Shmoobs by MK MeerKat Manner October 16, 2008

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shmoostie

A shmoostie is someone who smothers people to get attention or what they want. In other words, an ass kisser

Johns a frickin little shmoostie

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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