Shmoobst 

Lacking vitality & experiencing an overwhelming sense of hopelessness.

Yeah, I don't know man, I'm just feelin' pretty shmoobst today...

Shmoobst by Evan and Barbie June 29, 2023

shmoobs 

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013

Shmoosted 

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

Shloobster 

A pet name for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear.

"Shloobster, are you making some tea?"

Shloobster by Sponge teeth October 7, 2014

Shloobster 

A term used for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear

"Shloobster, make me some tea?"

Shloobster by Sponge teeth October 9, 2014

Shmoobs 

The word that captures the essence of the one that is named MaryKate Kelly. It is often repeated more than once in a lowly, deep manner in order to clarify its meaning. Shmoobs is the highest rank that a MaryKate can possibly reach and should be honored with the same respect that a priest or an ultimate fighter would receive.

"Did you see Shmoobs and Chadwick last night...they were goin at it like rabbits?"

"Shmoobs is a great mother."

Shmoobs by MK MeerKat Manner October 16, 2008

shmoostie 

A shmoostie is someone who smothers people to get attention or what they want. In other words, an ass kisser

Johns a frickin little shmoostie

shmoostie by Fed trusted July 21, 2014