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shmoostie 

A shmoostie is someone who smothers people to get attention or what they want. In other words, an ass kisser
Johns a frickin little shmoostie
shmoostie by Fed trusted July 21, 2014
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shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.
You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.
shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006
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Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for
person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop
Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie 

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend
"I love you, Shmoopie!"
shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

shmoopiest 

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld
That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.
shmoopiest by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005

Shmopsie 

Originally coined by two teenagers after they decided they needed to make up a word that accurately described them, Shmopsie is the epitome of awesome. Shmospie represents everything that is awesome, stellar, outstanding, cool, and fantastic and surpasses all of those things in every way.
Wow, this book sure is shmopsie!

Pronounced: shhh-mop-sea
Shmopsie by Caveman-Joe November 14, 2010

Shmoosted 

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.
Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.
Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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