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shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss
Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe
shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016
Related Words
Shmizt shmitty shmiz shmit shmite shmint shmizz Shmizzing Shmist Shmitt
Any kind of e-cigarette vape, such as a juul
"Yo pass me the shmiz"
Shmiz by Samuel "Sosa" Missar November 14, 2017
Shmitty Is a Gaming YouTube channel who makes Roblox videos, he started in 2017 and still makes videos to date. He is also known for video game development on Roblox, most people dislike him.
Hey did you watch Shmitty's new video?
No, I haven't got a chance yet.
Shmitty by Lucky Matt October 22, 2019

Shiztangle

When the testicles of one male are tied to the testicles of another male.

Also called a ShizTwist.
"Cade had to crash at Hussein's last night because they were Shiztangled"

"Dan and his Dog must be Shiztangled because he never leaves home without it"
Shiztangle by DJ Sures March 31, 2008
to ride around in a jeep and dip
yo tin svens wanna go shmitch around town
shmitch by capoe January 3, 2009

Shiztics 

(n.) A group of noisy, rebellious, sometimes retarded people who love each other and do crazy stupid stuff together.

(n.) Group of teenagers who think the group will survive high school, let alone college.

(n.) a kind of crazy, stupid, epic, retarded, love.
Shiztics got arrested for indecent exposure last night.

Jack is shiztics about Rose.
Shiztics by kellanlutz April 27, 2010