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shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss
Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe
shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016
Related Words
Shmizt • shmitty • shmiz • shmit • shmite • shmint • shmizz • Shmizzing • Shmist • Shmitt
Any kind of e-cigarette vape, such as a juul
"Yo pass me the shmiz"
Shmiz by Samuel "Sosa" Missar November 14, 2017
Shmitty Is a Gaming YouTube channel who makes Roblox videos, he started in 2017 and still makes videos to date. He is also known for video game development on Roblox, most people dislike him.
Hey did you watch Shmitty's new video?
No, I haven't got a chance yet.
Shmitty by Lucky Matt October 22, 2019

Shiztangle

When the testicles of one male are tied to the testicles of another male.

Also called a ShizTwist.
"Cade had to crash at Hussein's last night because they were Shiztangled"

"Dan and his Dog must be Shiztangled because he never leaves home without it"
Shiztangle by DJ Sures March 31, 2008
to ride around in a jeep and dip
yo tin svens wanna go shmitch around town
shmitch by capoe January 3, 2009

Shiztics 

(n.) A group of noisy, rebellious, sometimes retarded people who love each other and do crazy stupid stuff together.

(n.) Group of teenagers who think the group will survive high school, let alone college.

(n.) a kind of crazy, stupid, epic, retarded, love.
Shiztics got arrested for indecent exposure last night.

Jack is shiztics about Rose.
Shiztics by kellanlutz April 27, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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