Shmitt

Very cool very tiny very shmitt

The shmittest boy is called rabih

He's a little shmitto

by John bobwaed May 19, 2017

Shmitt

Smooth and shit

Half sour pussy tastes shmitt

by Sagern May 24, 2018

Ty Shmitt

The antithesis to evil, and a conjurer of inspiration.

“Let’s hear from Ty Shmitt.”

by Apollo Cole December 29, 2025

skin-shitter

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.

I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.

by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

shitterally

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.

Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.

by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017

Critter shitter

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

sidewalk shitter

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.

When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015