Shmizzing 

Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed

"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing

Shmizzing by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

shmizzing 

the act in where you graciously and professionally edge until you are literally experiencing full body vibrations then don't let yourself experience sweet relief until someone talks to you, because when they do you will pull down your trousers and release your load of quite literally epic proportions all over them.

Henry: why are you vibrating

Joe: oh shit, I am shmizzing
Henry: OH, what the fuck dude

shmizzing by maroon reaper January 31, 2024

Shmizzing 

When you are too drunk and you don't wanna admit it. But your friends are like "Yeah, ur too drunk".

Bro, stop saying you can go anal on this fine bitch, ur shmizzing.

Shmizzing by imblackireallyreallydoubleswer April 6, 2024

smizing 

A facial expression where you smile with your eyes;
giving someone happy eyes

look at that girl... she's totally smizing at me

i don't know why he hasn't come over yet, i've been smizing at him all night!

smizing by Jena Bo Bena September 16, 2012

Shrizzin' 

When you take a dose of Ecstasy (MDMA) accompanied with shrooms. This brings an amazing feeling from the E., and even better hallucinations from the shrooms.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'll be shrizzin' at Ryan's house."
"Alright, I'm in."

Shrizzin' by george53939 May 27, 2009

shvitzing 

Yiddish?, When an older Jewish person is involved in anything that would cause slight or heavy perspiration/ sweating.

1. "Open a window, I'm shvitzing"
2. "oy, with all this shlepping, shvitzing is inevitable"
3."I don't work out. Who wants with all the shvitzing"

shvitzing by Slamm April 16, 2004

Shizzing 

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019