Shmesse 

A smelly cheese like substance that is found under the foreskin.

You have to pull the foreskin back to clean the shmesse.

Shmesse by Grandmafoundit October 4, 2016

smessette 

a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!

smessette by halloweenjack December 9, 2005

Shmessy 

messy shade

Kenya brought Cookie Lady to lunch to ambush Tanya about her about the boyfriend's dalliances. "that's some fucked up Shmessy, girl" Cynthia said, which then caused a fight with Kenya.

Shmessy by Uncle Joosie February 17, 2020

Shmess 

A short dress often confused for a shirt and interchangeable as a shirt or a dress. However, not all girls can pull off this itinterchangeable piece . shmess originated the summer of 2007 somewhere between atlantic city and the delaware river.

Is this a shirt or a dress? Ummmm...shmess.

Shmess by Andrea Wingman May 12, 2008

Shmeese burger 

A normal cheeseburger with cheese removed, made with BBQ sauce, cheese, blue food coloring. and “special juice”. Rolled out and put in burger

I really want a shmeese burger right now

Shmeese burger by Chefy boy February 16, 2020

smessed

When you receive an SMS or TEXT message.

"Danielle just smessed me."

smessed by Meecher December 31, 2004

shmisses 

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

shmisses by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017