halloweenjack's definitions

smessette

a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!

by halloweenjack December 9, 2005

junklady

(1)trashy event organiser/DJ based in London

(2) someone who steals your artwork/course work and passes it off as their own to gain a pretty poor 2:2

(3) Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

the event was so poor that only a junklady suffering the Windypops would want to attend.

Rob is a right thieving twat! He plagiarized my work, but still only managed a 2:2

Plagiarize!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes!
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes!
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize!
Only be sure always to call it, please, "research"!

by halloweenjack January 1, 2006