shmisses

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017

Shmiss

means to piss/pee your pants

Eww someone shmissed their pants on the buss today

by Hell-Fire-Hitmen March 8, 2023

Shmissed

A way of adding a little extra spice to missed commonly used when you’ve arrived late or were unable to attend a fun or adventurous moment.

Friend 1 : “Do you see that sick car?”
Friend 2 : “wait where?”
Friend 1 : “bro you shmissed it.”

by YourAllSus November 2, 2020