Shmissed

A way of adding a little extra spice to missed commonly used when you’ve arrived late or were unable to attend a fun or adventurous moment.

Friend 1 : “Do you see that sick car?”
Friend 2 : “wait where?”
Friend 1 : “bro you shmissed it.”

by YourAllSus November 1, 2020

shmisses

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017

Shmished

When something has been shmooshed its also been shmished.

You shmished my bread! Now I can't make a sandwich.

by Anika Friedman January 29, 2019