smessed

When you receive an SMS or TEXT message.

"Danielle just smessed me."

smessed by Meecher December 31, 2004

smessette 

a follower of smess. A group of people who hang around the internet, helping their leader to inflate his already over-inflated ego. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

Sam was a bit of a waste of space, in fact, a right smessette!

smessette by halloweenjack December 9, 2005

lantern-sessed 

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.

Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.

lantern-sessed by anonymous September 22, 2018

smeshed 

When you're so high from tree+dabs you think of another word for being extremely high. Replacing zooted/stoned/retarded etc. The term was originally coined by Action Bronson on Viceland's "Travelling the Stars with Action Bronson, Ancient Aliens 420 Special"

"Holy fuckwatts I'm fucking smeshed after that last dab man, this live resin is insane"

smeshed by smeshed up May 21, 2016

samessed 

To be overly obsessed with a Samantha.

Sammy is so obsessed with Samantha. One might say he's samessed.

samessed by Apple Martini United with Blue August 21, 2018

That’s messed up 

You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”

Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.

Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.

That’s messed up by Random person bro October 7, 2021

That's messed 

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

That's messed by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022