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person 1: whatcha doing
person 2: ummmmmm nothing
person 1: no really whatcha doing
person 2: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ummmm by howisapseudonymahandle December 15, 2021
What people text you when they are either confused or they think you’re weird.
Kid 1- “I just kissed Bob!”
Kid 2-“Ummmm. Bob is SO ugly, why would you kiss him?”
Kid 1-“.....”
Ummmm by TrendySis February 28, 2019
ummmm by dieo April 14, 2023
According to omer it means your girls soaking wet
As stated Omer when sending a shirtless top to a girl she replies ummmm. He thinks it means she’s wet asf drippin
Ummmm by Adzkebab August 22, 2023

Ummmm.mp4 

Ummmm.mp4 is a file on your PC that you can open up at anytime and close at anytime. He is not a very cool dude though.
I'm going to open Ummmm.mp4!
Ummmm.mp4 by UmmmmKerman February 19, 2021

ummmm no 

Do you want to meet my parents today? Ummmm no
ummmm no by Kellogg11 June 24, 2016
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