Shmess 

A short dress often confused for a shirt and interchangeable as a shirt or a dress. However, not all girls can pull off this itinterchangeable piece . shmess originated the summer of 2007 somewhere between atlantic city and the delaware river.

Is this a shirt or a dress? Ummmm...shmess.

Shmess by Andrea Wingman May 12, 2008

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003

Shmeeshmoo 

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

Shmeeshmoo by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010

shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmegster 

A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.

How is she still going?

Because she’s a shmegster dude.

Shmegster by Shmegs August 23, 2019

Shessaa

Shessaa is so cool and loving. They cares about others and will love you the most if you are the closest to him. He's very loyal and might be lazy at times. Shessaa is cute and an amazing person. Shessa know that you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side

person 1: omg shessaa so cutee.

person 2: ikr he's so sweet too

Shessaa by mekooooo December 5, 2022

smessay 

a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.

The following is an actual smessay:

"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."

smessay by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007