Shmekit

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A Person who's stinky, ugly and stupid, much like your Sibling

Person 1: you're a poopyhead

Person 2: you're a shmekit
Person 1: what's a shmekit
Person 2: A stinky, ugly and stupid person

Shmekit by Spider-jolter September 3, 2024

Words you can keep

Shrekita

Shrekita is a girls name, to be clear, a foreign name found in ancient history books. It's a lovely name that I wish to bring back in this century.

Friends:Hi shrekita I love your name

Shrekita: Thanks

Shrekita by Fajerr September 30, 2020

Related Words

Shmekit • shekit • shekitta • Shmeit • Shmekie • Shmeritty • shrekit • Shrekita • Shrekitis • Shrekitus

shekitta

She is the star they everyone will want to meet she is sexy and gorgeous and her arse never quits she has all the boys

Is that shekitta omg she is sexy and gorgeous and her arse never quits

shekitta by Sharkira loves arse January 14, 2018

Shmeit

What you call When someone(mostly foreign or Asian has a little dick.

Me:Yeah you see ling ling over there beating his meat?

Matt: No because he has a Shmeit

Shmeit by Big Papi Trey April 4, 2017

Shmekie

The bulge in most all Jeans (mostly male jeans) that makes it seem like you have a boner or hard-on
Also spelled Shmeky

Tom was emberassed to see that the attention that the cute girls were giving him was not due to his looks or charm but to his overly apparent Shmekie!

Shmekie by Steven Rosario August 15, 2006

Shrekitis

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

Shrekitis by Guywithdefinitions March 5, 2019

shrekity spikes

When shrek obtains gravity spikes from black ops 3

Fuck, shrek is using his shrekity spikes

shrekity spikes by Pinheadlarry69 August 16, 2017

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026