Shmekit

A Person who's stinky, ugly and stupid, much like your Sibling

Person 1: you're a poopyhead

Person 2: you're a shmekit
Person 1: what's a shmekit
Person 2: A stinky, ugly and stupid person

Shmekit by Spider-jolter September 3, 2024

Shrekita 

Shrekita is a girls name, to be clear, a foreign name found in ancient history books. It's a lovely name that I wish to bring back in this century.

Friends:Hi shrekita I love your name

Shrekita: Thanks

Shrekita by Fajerr September 30, 2020

shekitta 

She is the star they everyone will want to meet she is sexy and gorgeous and her arse never quits she has all the boys

Is that shekitta omg she is sexy and gorgeous and her arse never quits

shekitta by Sharkira loves arse January 14, 2018

Shmeit 

What you call When someone(mostly foreign or Asian has a little dick.

Me:Yeah you see ling ling over there beating his meat?

Matt: No because he has a Shmeit

Shmeit by Big Papi Trey April 4, 2017

Shmekie 

The bulge in most all Jeans (mostly male jeans) that makes it seem like you have a boner or hard-on
Also spelled Shmeky

Tom was emberassed to see that the attention that the cute girls were giving him was not due to his looks or charm but to his overly apparent Shmekie!

Shmekie by Steven Rosario August 15, 2006

Shrekitis 

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

Shrekitis by Guywithdefinitions March 5, 2019

shrekity spikes 

When shrek obtains gravity spikes from black ops 3

Fuck, shrek is using his shrekity spikes

shrekity spikes by Pinheadlarry69 August 16, 2017