Shmeritty

When someone gets especially hot for a redhead and lives in persistent denial of their attraction.

"Wow it's obvious Mitchell is attracted to Gabby, he must be pulling a Shmeritty"

Shmeritty by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden July 15, 2024

Shmitty 

Shmitty Is a Gaming YouTube channel who makes Roblox videos, he started in 2017 and still makes videos to date. He is also known for video game development on Roblox, most people dislike him.

Hey did you watch Shmitty's new video?
No, I haven't got a chance yet.

Shmitty by Lucky Matt October 22, 2019

Shagritty Titty 

A bumpy and ridgy areola.

“Hey man what happened to your lip”
“I was with a girl last night and she had a shagritty titty.”

Shagritty Titty by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022

shmitty 

da best name ever
da coolest person alive

i wish shmitty was my name

shmitty by josh choi February 20, 2005

shmitty 

A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.

Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.

shmitty by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007

Shmitty 

A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public

Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....

Shmitty by heheheheheheh4545 December 4, 2016

shmitty 

to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.

"Dang thought that I had my keys. Shmitty!"

Man i thought that girl was cute, then I saw her face. Shmitty!!

shmitty by deezy702 January 19, 2014