Shmekie

The bulge in most all Jeans (mostly male jeans) that makes it seem like you have a boner or hard-on
Also spelled Shmeky

Tom was emberassed to see that the attention that the cute girls were giving him was not due to his looks or charm but to his overly apparent Shmekie!

by Steven Rosario August 15, 2006

Shmebie

A short fat male with lots of belly roles.

Look that man is a shmebie

by Mc41 January 11, 2020

Shmeckie

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.

Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.

by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003

Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

shmekle tiddie

When she succin yo pp and u fondle her butthole

Bruh that homie I shmekle tiddied her

by Succa meh pp December 3, 2017

SHMOKIE

1. A word used to exclaim in joy or suprise.
2. A word to describe small objects of affection.

1. Shmokie! that was a heart stopping story!
2. Aww... ur such a little shmokie.

by John Tom Lom November 30, 2005