shrekit

A massive, gigantic, scary female (probably) creature that lives in the settlements and doesn't like second chances, and likes to ruin your life when asking why don't you come to the Purim party, saying that you're valuable for the class and you say fuck you and block on Whatsapp.

Me: Shrekit, can I get a second chance on the test, I didn't have time to study...
SHREKIT: WHAT SECOND CHANCE?????
Me, quietly: Bitch

shrekit by TEAM ROCKET11111 January 9, 2018

shreking off 

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

shreking off by A brogre December 26, 2013

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

shrekism 

Shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.

Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism

shrekism by TheMightyOgrelord March 5, 2014

Shreking 

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?

Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.

Shreking by Ksusha April 11, 2019

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

Shrektile Dysfunction by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

Shrekt 

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.

Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!

Shrekt by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014