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Shrekitus is a rare disease, its when your hands turn green. Once you wake up the next morning you will turn completely green.
Some symptoms are coughing, and hunger. You will first be in denial. Shrekitus is a one in a bajilion chance, and can only be cured if you trade your blood with a healthy person.
Why am i turning green?
Do I have...shrekitus?
Shrekitus by shrekistus March 29, 2023
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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.
"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"
shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Shrekussy 

Shreks vagagay , slimey? , creamy
Can I please get sum of that Shrekussy πŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜πŸ˜
Shrekussy by phatminionpussy February 24, 2022
He is being so shrektual lately.
shrektual by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015

shreditude 

The act of arriving at the skate park with a serious countenance, acknowledging no one, and then preceding to stylishly and quite purposefully land every trick and nail every line.
The mood was light and breezy, that is, until that ripper arrived with all that shreditude.
shreditude by willisdabiker May 15, 2010

Shrektastic

When some thing is the best ever
That’s so Shrektastic
Shrektastic by BigIanDries June 3, 2018

Shrekita 

Shrekita is a girls name, to be clear, a foreign name found in ancient history books. It's a lovely name that I wish to bring back in this century.
Friends:Hi shrekita I love your name

Shrekita: Thanks
Shrekita by Fajerr September 30, 2020