Shrekitus

Shrekitus is a rare disease, its when your hands turn green. Once you wake up the next morning you will turn completely green.
Some symptoms are coughing, and hunger. You will first be in denial. Shrekitus is a one in a bajilion chance, and can only be cured if you trade your blood with a healthy person.
Why am i turning green?
Do I have...shrekitus?
by shrekistus March 29, 2023
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