Shrekitis

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

Shrekitis by Guywithdefinitions March 5, 2019

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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

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Related Words

Shrekitis • Shrekitus • shrektastic • Shrekilicious • Shreksist • Shrektify • serenitist • shakitis • shrekalisious • shrekalisous

Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

Shrektile Dysfunction by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

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serenitist

-- One who deliberately chooses neutrality for the sake of personal wellbeing and serenity.
-- One who values serenity above most, if not all, other considerations.

Also spelled “SERENETIST”.

Whether socio-politically or otherwise, being a serenitist does not mean that the individual does not have a view -- rather that they choose not to speak about it.

"That weak-ass fence-sitter didn't pick a side when I mentioned progressives versus Trump."

"That's because she's a serenitist."

serenitist by Buffy Devane February 20, 2017