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Shmeesher 

(noun) One who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends.
After an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.
Shmeesher by FeefNSheeshALLDAY June 24, 2011
Words you can keep
Usually a teenager who plays video games, but has body odor consistently.
“Dude this kid Smeecher is trying so hard
smeecher by Rogersmith1000 April 14, 2020

shneeshes 

To be overwhelmingly sarcastic to the point where it’s no longer funny
Fares are you being shneeshes
shneeshes by Faresitsajokewallah August 25, 2019

shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'
.

We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmeeshmoo 

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.
Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

Shmegster 

A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.
How is she still going?

Because she’s a shmegster dude.
Shmegster by Shmegs August 23, 2019

sheesharoni 

a way to say sheesh better than any human being
“sheesh” 🤮🤮🤮 “sheesharoni” 🥶🤤🤤
chad: wow this food is really bussin!
you: sheesharoni! *lip bite*
sheesharoni by killuasimp May 14, 2021
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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