shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmastered 

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

Shmastered by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

Shmastered 

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

Shmastered by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016