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Shreckin 

To creep heavily on multiple females, usually with the intention of sleeping with them. Usually results in being turned down.
"BRA! THAT MOTHAFUCKA IS SHRECKIN HARDCORE"

"Dude, you see him Shreckin on that chick?"

"Omg, this dude was like, totally Shreckin on me. Made me so scared"
Shreckin by That dude69 December 5, 2012

Shmackin 

When food is lit and good at the same time!!
Dog that chicken was shmackin my dude!
Shmackin by Itslitfamily July 24, 2017

Shmacking up 

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral
Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.
Shmacking up by BHPH November 9, 2018

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆
Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .
shmeckinwhepper by Barharhar September 11, 2020

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.