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A dumbass on discord who doesn't know what a piss orgasm is. He owns cheap-sm and is a mega fagzoid. Scams little kids on minecraft forums. He owes NickyD123#6158 $50 paypal but refuses to give it to him because hes a faggot. Shmalah = gay.
Did you hear of Shmalah? He's such a fucking faggot.
Shmalah by NickyD123#6158 July 28, 2019
A term used to express that you have literally no way to reply to a statement. It is commonly used in texting, but can be used in real life as well.
Person A: So the kangaroo says, "Get your own monkey!"

Person B: ROFL!!! XD

Person A: Shmaaah!
Shmaaah by Herp Derpies September 25, 2011
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shamalah 

A wonderful person.Always being loved by others and truly a loyal person.Have patience as high as sky and never gives up in anything.Always tries to so their best in everything.Would do anything for friends and family.Optimistic.Likes to keep their anger inside and would rather cry inside to herself about it than yelling at the guilty person.Loves challenging & risky & dare stunts.
"No one can be as awesome as Shamalah" says the principal
shamalah by earth_rulerz December 29, 2016

shmalarded

ADJ. when a smart person is acting retarded/says some dumb shit
madi has an A in math, yet she multiplied 12x13 and got 36... she’s shmalarded
shmalarded by skinnyhoemo December 12, 2019
Shalah is a nice, sweet, caring person. He/She may cuss a lot but sooner or later you will get used to it. The name Shalah means righteousness, goodness, and peace. Shalah's are very talkive, a are wonderful friends. Shalah's ask you to help them with everything. Shalah's are sometimes tomboys and may surprise you by how sarcastic they are. If you meet a Shalah or become friends with a Shalah keep him/her forever.
Guy1:" Who is that saying all those bad words?"
Guy2: "Oh it's just Shalah".
Shalah by GracefulSkylarOMG March 19, 2020

SMALAHOVU 

if you are TRØNDER, you have to eat smalahovu. and here are the way to make it:
-find a sheep (go to oslo and in to the government-building called stortinget, there are a lot of sheeps)
-cut the head off, and use the wool to make "selbuvotter". the meat do you use to make "fårrikål"
-burn the head
-put it in HOT water
- pill out the eyes, and enjoy the smalahovu

NB! use the eyes to stick it up in your asshole. its good!
TRY!!!
SMALAHOVU by knut January 25, 2005
Shealahs are gorgeous, intelligent, (most of the time), generous, and all the other good adjectives you can think of. They are very caring and will always listen to you and give advice when you need it. Everyone either wants to be one, or be friends with one. Sometimes their bad side comes out, but all of their good qualities overpower the bad ones. If I were you I would be really nice to that girl with the name Shealah.

❤️❤️-K
Do you knowShealah?”
“No, who is that?”
*gasp* “I have to introduce you, you’ll love her!”
Shealah by liveoak May 21, 2018