Shmaaah 

A term used to express that you have literally no way to reply to a statement. It is commonly used in texting, but can be used in real life as well.

Person A: So the kangaroo says, "Get your own monkey!"

Person B: ROFL!!! XD

Person A: Shmaaah!

Shmaaah by Herp Derpies September 25, 2011

Shmalah 

A dumbass on discord who doesn't know what a piss orgasm is. He owns cheap-sm and is a mega fagzoid. Scams little kids on minecraft forums. He owes NickyD123#6158 $50 paypal but refuses to give it to him because hes a faggot. Shmalah = gay.

Did you hear of Shmalah? He's such a fucking faggot.

Shmalah by NickyD123#6158 July 28, 2019

Shmaaaaaa 

to have a brain sometimes dumb but looks like a piece off trash who eats flesh from human poo

I am a shmaaaaaa when I am annoyed.

Shmaaaaaa by LlamaSHMAA September 13, 2021