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Shmuck and snake mixed together, dickhead snitch
P1: You Know that guy will
P2: He is such a shmake
Shmake by weed nose 123 November 5, 2019
Words you can keep
Shmake: to smack or slap hard but not to hard.
Watch your mouth i will shmake you.
Shmake by THE GUY WITH ANSWERS February 16, 2010

Genius shmake 

The ultimate shmake (idiot, halfwit) who has surpassed all other shmakes. This person borders on clinically disabled but sometimes says things that are extraordinarily clever. Befitting of the title "genius shmake".
P1: Raj is a shmake! He forgot to renew his passport for the trip!
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.

Baby shake 

Luffy got baby shake by the yonko Kaido it wasn’t even a fight.
Baby shake by Scott Tangents November 3, 2018

Thug Shaker

The Thug Shaker is a dance move typically performed by young Black men that are a presumably part of the hood. These young men are frequently naked while performing the Thug Shaker, and when they are not, are typically in their underwear or otherwise exposed so that their big fat ass can be seen by all. The Thug Shaker is a dance move that involves twerking or shaking ones ass in front of a camera.
Young White Male: Ay, bro! Can you do the Thug Shaker?
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
Thug Shaker by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021

salad shaker 

when a male/female partner spreads your legs apart and uncontrollably eats your pussy
@jacobsartorious is the best salad shaker in town!
salad shaker by bodyrolls May 9, 2018

Semen shake 

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed
During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.
Semen shake by lalaloveless June 16, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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