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SIMP

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
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Shaggy

Prime meme material. Using the word Shaggy often implies the popular meme of January 2019 in which Shaggy from the Scooby Doo franchise is displayed as a god that wouldn’t have to use x% of its power to destroy the universe and all its creation. As of the latter half of 2019, Shaggy is often used in memes made by “No Instanormie” Redditors who use memes that have been beat the fuck to death, such as Area 51 memes, Big Chungus, the CEO of Rascism, and Thanos.
“No Instanormies” Redditor: Wow! This is just like when Shaggy used 2% of his power to gain the N Word Pass that let him storm Area 51 and rescue Big Chungus from the CEO of Racism!
Anybody in earshot of Redditor’s statement: You’re drooling again, Redditor.
by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019
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Visco girl

Typically an 8th grade girl that was the love child of Snapchat and Tumblr. This species of little shit can be seen at your local Starbucks with a metal straw, a scrunchie, a signature Hydroflask, and a big crater on the side of their head. Visco girls obtained their name from the godawful social media application Visco, which is really just a shittier Instagram. Visco girls are extremely dangerous, as their general idiocy is stored in glands in their mouth that is released as a lethal toxin. Occasionally the toxin will lay dormant, however, when a Visco girl makes their trademark mating calls, “Sksksksksk” or “And I oop”, the toxin is excreted and kills anyone within a 50 foot distance of the Visco girl. Stay very very very far away.
God: Please look out, my children. There is a visco girl in your general vicinity.
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)
by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019
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Twitter

Twitter is an absolute dumpster fire. From the moment you create an account to the final seconds before you delete it and free yourself from hell online, there is literally no end to the grease stains who use the site.
For one thing you have the SJWs, the migrants from Tumblr who follow their favorite porn artists and leave an absolute wreck wherever they go. They're condescending, over-analytical, and wouldn't know how to shut the fuck up if it backhanded them.
Then you have the porn artists they followed to Twitter in the first place. It takes manpower to analyze every photo or video that goes onto adult sites to make sure it's not illegal. Either Twitter has no moderation at all or it is entirely directed at shit that doesn't need moderating, because the sheer volume of NSFW work that goes unchecked is impressive and upsetting.
And then you have people who should have no platform at all on the grounds that they are extremely problematic and are just nasty people in general. Actual pedophiles are allowed a platform to the dismay of normal people who would immediately remove said platform. You've got your racists and homophobes on the site, too, as with every site that allows people to write things, but what makes Twitter stand out is its inability to give a fuck.
An average day on Twitter is the symbolic equivalent of taking a watery shit into a Boeing 757's engine, then laughing in delight as it sprays at anything and everything it can cover.
Twitter User: I love Twitter because I can find groups to hang out with, such as the MAP community and the DSMP fandom!
The average individual with a working frontal lobe: Shut the fuck up
by BooBooKeys June 27, 2021
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Thug Shaker

The Thug Shaker is a dance move typically performed by young Black men that are a presumably part of the hood. These young men are frequently naked while performing the Thug Shaker, and when they are not, are typically in their underwear or otherwise exposed so that their big fat ass can be seen by all. The Thug Shaker is a dance move that involves twerking or shaking ones ass in front of a camera.
Young White Male: Ay, bro! Can you do the Thug Shaker?
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
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Tumblr

The shell of a site. Tumblr was once revered in the 2000s for its complete anonymity. One could post whatever they wanted to under any alias. Because of this unique feature, Tumblr became a flaming shithole filled to the brim with the most pretentious bastards on the face of the earth. Anonymity and lack of true moderation also contributed to massive amounts of porn being posted frequently, and it was only when "inappropriate situations" featuring children forced advertisers to take Tumblr's money away did Tumblr actually do anything, resulting in the Tumblr exodus of 2018. Hundreds of thousands of users fled en masse to more lax sites, if that's what you could call them, such as Reddit and Twitter. The Tumblr users who fled, including the porn artists and their following, proceeded to spread their disease like an invasive species and decimate the healthy ecosystems of Reddit, Twitter, and probably several others. Tumblr was sold to Automatic Inc for a measly 3 pennies and a used tissue, and is now a husk of the once bustling late 2000s phenomenon it once was
"Why did Verizon sell Tumblr?"
"It was a fucking hell hole"
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
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Fourth Genner

Also written as 4th Genner, a Fourth Genner is a member of the Pokemon community whose first or most memorable experience with the franchise is with the fourth generation of Pokémon games (Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum), although some consider fans of Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver Fourth Genners. Fourth Genners are widely regarded in the Pokémon community to be the second whiniest group of fans, second only to Genwunners. Fourth Genners are stereotyped by over analyzing Pokémon games, movies, etc. for the slightest hint at a Gen 4 remake, complaining when a Pokémon game is revealed that is not a Gen 4 remake. They are often stereotyped to hate Fifth Genners, quarreling with them frequently over whether Pokémon DPPT is better than Pokémon Black/White.
Dude: Watch out for the dude screaming at that kid with a Tepig backpack. I think he might be a Fourth Genner.
by BooBooKeys December 27, 2020
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