BooBooKeys's definitions
A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. The Thug Shaker is a dance move typically performed by young Black men that are a presumably part of the hood. These young men are frequently naked while performing the Thug Shaker, and when they are not, are typically in their underwear or otherwise exposed so that their big fat ass can be seen by all. The Thug Shaker is a dance move that involves twerking or shaking ones ass in front of a camera.
Young White Male: Ay, bro! Can you do the Thug Shaker?
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
Get the Thug Shakermug. The shell of a site. Tumblr was once revered in the 2000s for its complete anonymity. One could post whatever they wanted to under any alias. Because of this unique feature, Tumblr became a flaming shithole filled to the brim with the most pretentious bastards on the face of the earth. Anonymity and lack of true moderation also contributed to massive amounts of porn being posted frequently, and it was only when "inappropriate situations" featuring children forced advertisers to take Tumblr's money away did Tumblr actually do anything, resulting in the Tumblr exodus of 2018. Hundreds of thousands of users fled en masse to more lax sites, if that's what you could call them, such as Reddit and Twitter. The Tumblr users who fled, including the porn artists and their following, proceeded to spread their disease like an invasive species and decimate the healthy ecosystems of Reddit, Twitter, and probably several others. Tumblr was sold to Automatic Inc for a measly 3 pennies and a used tissue, and is now a husk of the once bustling late 2000s phenomenon it once was
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
Get the Tumblrmug. The Masuda Method is a popular method of shiny hunting in the Pokemon community. It was developed by Junichi Masuda to encourage trading with players around the world. The shiny hunting method was, therefore, named after him by the community.
The most common instance of Masuda Method (often abbreviated to MM Breeding) is a foreign Ditto being put in the daycare, breeding with whatever other Pokemon the player has (often) caught themselves. Breeding a Pokemon from another country like Germany, China, or Japan, with another Pokemon not from that country will boost the odds of finding a shiny Pokemon.
The most common instance of Masuda Method (often abbreviated to MM Breeding) is a foreign Ditto being put in the daycare, breeding with whatever other Pokemon the player has (often) caught themselves. Breeding a Pokemon from another country like Germany, China, or Japan, with another Pokemon not from that country will boost the odds of finding a shiny Pokemon.
"I've been shiny hunting like crazy this past weekend. I Masuda Method bred for a shiny Bulbasaur and got it within the first 30 eggs!"
by BooBooKeys March 1, 2021
Get the Masuda Methodmug. A common term within the Pokemon community who actively searches for shiny Pokemon, rather than just happening by them.
Shiny Hunters, myself included, will utilize multiple strategies and methods to maximize their odds of finding a shiny. Most of the time, that "method" involves pressing the same fucking buttons over and over for hours for a Pokemon that gives no advantages. The only special fucking thing about shiny Pokemon is that they're a different color. That's it.
Shiny Hunters face scrutiny for doing the same thing for hours, days, weeks, even years at a time for a goddamn Mewtwo to be green instead of purple. Many non Shiny Hunters are confused by the notion of Shiny Hunting, as it seems like a waste of time, and a quick self-analysis would show that they're probably too impatient to get into shiny hunting, anyways. However, most Shiny Hunters came from that group of people, and eventually became so numb to bullshit RNG that they mindlessly turn their game on and off over and over like it's no big deal.
Shiny Hunters, myself included, will utilize multiple strategies and methods to maximize their odds of finding a shiny. Most of the time, that "method" involves pressing the same fucking buttons over and over for hours for a Pokemon that gives no advantages. The only special fucking thing about shiny Pokemon is that they're a different color. That's it.
Shiny Hunters face scrutiny for doing the same thing for hours, days, weeks, even years at a time for a goddamn Mewtwo to be green instead of purple. Many non Shiny Hunters are confused by the notion of Shiny Hunting, as it seems like a waste of time, and a quick self-analysis would show that they're probably too impatient to get into shiny hunting, anyways. However, most Shiny Hunters came from that group of people, and eventually became so numb to bullshit RNG that they mindlessly turn their game on and off over and over like it's no big deal.
"Is the author of the Shiny Hunter definition actually a Shiny Hunter?"
"That's what I heard. Apparently they spent 7 months soft resetting their game 15,532 times for a shiny Nihilego."
"What a fucking loser."
"That's what I heard. Apparently they spent 7 months soft resetting their game 15,532 times for a shiny Nihilego."
"What a fucking loser."
by BooBooKeys March 1, 2021
Get the Shiny Huntermug. Also written as 4th Genner, a Fourth Genner is a member of the Pokemon community whose first or most memorable experience with the franchise is with the fourth generation of Pokémon games (Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum), although some consider fans of Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver Fourth Genners. Fourth Genners are widely regarded in the Pokémon community to be the second whiniest group of fans, second only to Genwunners. Fourth Genners are stereotyped by over analyzing Pokémon games, movies, etc. for the slightest hint at a Gen 4 remake, complaining when a Pokémon game is revealed that is not a Gen 4 remake. They are often stereotyped to hate Fifth Genners, quarreling with them frequently over whether Pokémon DPPT is better than Pokémon Black/White.
Dude: Watch out for the dude screaming at that kid with a Tepig backpack. I think he might be a Fourth Genner.
by BooBooKeys December 27, 2020
Get the Fourth Gennermug. The scum and grease of any given social media site will eventually funnel its way into a subreddit. Reddit is a popular social media site characterized by its user base, a load of fat morons who scroll through r/dankmemes, start flame wars, and gorge themselves on pizza rolls.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Redditor: I spent 7 hours on the toilet yesterday browsing r/irony and r/dankmemes!!!!!
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
by BooBooKeys January 4, 2021
Get the Redditmug.