Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded
indie bar that plays self-proclaimed
indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-
will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.