*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating
by Theory42 June 27, 2019
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