to masturbate; to be lazy
by Stryker2 January 23, 2009
verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping
-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.
by The_Majyq_Touch January 19, 2011
*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating
by Theory42 June 28, 2019