Shlumby

Homophobic

Damn, my friend got shlumby when the topic of gay people came up

by Kyhsh October 15, 2023

Shlubby

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

shlumpy

Messy and sloppy looking. Unkempt.

He looked shlumpy with his baggy pants and
oversized shirt.

by Kristina G. August 13, 2005

shlumbel

A jewish sounding word for dude. Say it when you want to be cool or just want to connect with a jewish teenage friend. Or don't.

Shlumbel as a noun. Hey, sup sup Shlumbel?!!

Shlumbel as a verb. I'm just shlumbelling along.

by apocalypto August 4, 2012

shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.

As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.

by El Poopo November 9, 2003

shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2008

Shlumbus

A word used to describe something as being one of the greatest

Our king is a Shlumbus

by The Urban Leader February 3, 2021