Shlumby 

Homophobic

Damn, my friend got shlumby when the topic of gay people came up

Shlumby by Kyhsh October 15, 2023

Shlubby 

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

Shlubby by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

shlumpy 

Messy and sloppy looking. Unkempt.

He looked shlumpy with his baggy pants and
oversized shirt.

shlumpy by Kristina G. August 13, 2005

shlumbel 

A jewish sounding word for dude. Say it when you want to be cool or just want to connect with a jewish teenage friend. Or don't.

Shlumbel as a noun. Hey, sup sup Shlumbel?!!

Shlumbel as a verb. I'm just shlumbelling along.

shlumbel by apocalypto August 4, 2012

shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.

As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.

shlomby by El Poopo November 9, 2003

shlumpy 

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

shlumpy by Rocket01 September 19, 2008

Shlumbus 

A word used to describe something as being one of the greatest

Our king is a Shlumbus

Shlumbus by The Urban Leader February 3, 2021