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shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.
As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.
by El Poopo November 9, 2003
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Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.
"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008
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Shlobby the Knobby

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert
shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy
by Boryz October 21, 2019
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shlooby

sam is feeling shlooby
by bong111 May 15, 2016
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Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.
"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008
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shlompy

very, very, sloppy;
as sloppy as really sloppy roast beef;
the sloppiest of the slop;
"Look at that big ol' shlompy titty!"

"Uhh yeah, show me that shompy dompe!"
by I am the ASS December 29, 2007
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Shlombus

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by Human kite November 29, 2019
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