unkempt

Fucked up; Messed up; Not precise; Messy

"Yo your hair is unkempt as fuck"
"Fuck up, I haven't brushed it, I just woke up"

by satansson666 June 27, 2014

Unkempt

Messy, untidy etc..

Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..

by Halfords lower May 10, 2018

Unkempt Harold

The best pistol in borderlands 2 is also good in borderlands 3 for moze

Unkempt harold 🤑🤙

Btw what the fuck is this gif bruh

by XintexGames August 8, 2021

unempty

Opposite of empty. In relation to beer mathematics.

This glass is empty. I shall go unempty it.

by sysrq868 April 25, 2008

Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

by Nym September 12, 2016

Unkept Beaver

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.

Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!

by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.

Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011