V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

Shlonk by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019

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shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

shlonk face by billy gouche October 22, 2008

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Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

Shlonky Donk by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

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Shloink

Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.

I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.

Shloink by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018

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