A sexual act in which a male defecates all over the fucking floor and rubs the shit in with his dick.
Essentially taking a shit and rubbing it all over your genitalia.
Essentially taking a shit and rubbing it all over your genitalia.
by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017
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Shloicenoice (pronounced shloyS-noyS) isn’t just a word, but a way of life. Whether it is integrated into your life with or without the conjunction of this two part word, shloicenoice can be used to describe something that is mentally or physically appealing as well as represent the action of doing well at something or engaging in sexual activity.
Shloicenoice:
Sommer Ray’s Instagram posts are so schloicenoice.
I shloiced her noice after school yesterday.
Sommer Ray’s Instagram posts are so schloicenoice.
I shloiced her noice after school yesterday.
by BMG2424 January 25, 2021
Get the Shloicenoice mug.Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
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Get the shlavis mug.A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.
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A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
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