person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
by ShloviMaster June 01, 2017
Get the Cheese Cockmug. A sexual act in which a male defecates all over the fucking floor and rubs the shit in with his dick.
Essentially taking a shit and rubbing it all over your genitalia.
Essentially taking a shit and rubbing it all over your genitalia.
by ShloviMaster June 01, 2017
Get the Shlovimug.