Shlotanga

Another word for large genitals or big dingdong

She said she liked my shlotanga

by Hashtaggerretard09 February 19, 2025

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless

Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas

by Dert Otek May 8, 2022

Chimi-shlonga

A man wraps a tortilla around his penis for his partner as a dessert or snack after a meal

Hey honey, you want a bite of my chimi-shlonga after dinner?

by Gringo777 October 20, 2014